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Mya Marie
State-N-War
The Scourge.
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Posted - 2014.08.12 11:50:00 -
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07:40 EST-
twenty minutes into not being able to log in. I have lost all sense of humanity. I have regressed into using sticks to write on my walls and flinging poo. I'm unsure if I can last any longer. I keep hugging my poor kitten for dear life rocking back and forth telling him it will be alright.
07:48 EST-
twenty eight minutes after the lights have gone dark. I have now been using my kitten as a space ship, running through my house yelling 'I HAVE POINT, ALL DPS ON THE AVATAR'
My kitten is not amused.
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Mya Marie
State-N-War
The Scourge.
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Posted - 2014.08.12 11:55:00 -
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Gunmetal Blues wrote:Mya Marie wrote:07:40 EST-
twenty minutes into not being able to log in. I have lost all sense of humanity. I have regressed into using sticks to write on my walls and flinging poo. I'm unsure if I can last any longer. I keep hugging my poor kitten for dear life rocking back and forth telling him it will be alright.
07:48 EST-
twenty eight minutes after the lights have gone dark. I have now been using my kitten as a space ship, running through my house yelling 'I HAVE POINT, ALL DPS ON THE AVATAR'
My kitten is not amused.
Sounds like an awesome kitten... I want to see pics if you end up dressing it up as a ship.
07:54 EST
I have begun constructing my kitten a space uniform.... he seems to be pleased. so far....
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Mya Marie
State-N-War
The Scourge.
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Posted - 2014.08.12 12:08:00 -
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Mya Marie wrote:Gunmetal Blues wrote:Mya Marie wrote:07:40 EST-
twenty minutes into not being able to log in. I have lost all sense of humanity. I have regressed into using sticks to write on my walls and flinging poo. I'm unsure if I can last any longer. I keep hugging my poor kitten for dear life rocking back and forth telling him it will be alright.
07:48 EST-
twenty eight minutes after the lights have gone dark. I have now been using my kitten as a space ship, running through my house yelling 'I HAVE POINT, ALL DPS ON THE AVATAR'
My kitten is not amused.
Sounds like an awesome kitten... I want to see pics if you end up dressing it up as a ship. 07:54 EST I have begun constructing my kitten a space uniform.... he seems to be pleased. so far....
08:07 EST
My kitten has become progressively angrier with me, he is attempting to kill me I believe, I am now trapped in a closet... normally he is so sweet.
http://i.imgur.com/77YeFPh.jpg
HOW CAN SOMETHING SO SWEET BECOME SO VICIOUS?!
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Mya Marie
State-N-War
The Scourge.
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Posted - 2014.08.12 12:17:00 -
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Wren Hyun wrote:Mya Marie wrote:Mya Marie wrote:Gunmetal Blues wrote:Mya Marie wrote:07:40 EST-
twenty minutes into not being able to log in. I have lost all sense of humanity. I have regressed into using sticks to write on my walls and flinging poo. I'm unsure if I can last any longer. I keep hugging my poor kitten for dear life rocking back and forth telling him it will be alright.
07:48 EST-
twenty eight minutes after the lights have gone dark. I have now been using my kitten as a space ship, running through my house yelling 'I HAVE POINT, ALL DPS ON THE AVATAR'
My kitten is not amused.
Sounds like an awesome kitten... I want to see pics if you end up dressing it up as a ship. 07:54 EST I have begun constructing my kitten a space uniform.... he seems to be pleased. so far.... 08:07 EST My kitten has become progressively angrier with me, he is attempting to kill me I believe, I am now trapped in a closet... normally he is so sweet. http://i.imgur.com/77YeFPh.jpgHOW CAN SOMETHING SO SWEET BECOME SO VICIOUS?! You do realise once this gets resolved, the moment you go to sleep and wake up the next day, you're going to find yourself put through a wormhole and end up in some god forsaken system 110,000 jumps away from ANYTHING, wearing just a speedo and a tank top, with a can of cat food to tide you over. and little paw prints all over your keyboard. :3
And this is why I never sleep.....
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Mya Marie
State-N-War
The Scourge.
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Posted - 2014.08.12 12:29:00 -
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08:28 EST
Almost an hour now since the lights have gone dark, and about twenty minutes since I've been locked in the closet from my vicious kitten, I have now given him cat nip and a toy. I am now laying on the floor twitching due... CCP SEND HELP
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